Ass Face

One of my favorite derogatory terms is Ass-Face. I used it yesterday. I called a middle aged man that I did not know an Ass-Face. He deserved it though. He wouldn't let me run my greyhound on his high school's athletic field. He muttered something about it being illegal, or that no dogs are allowed. I asked him why, he said because it's the rule. Well I didn't like that answer -- so as Zoe my greyhound peed on a tree I started walking away and I said,

"Thanks a lot you Ass-Face"

"What'd you say?" he asked.

As I unlocked my car I responded, "You heard me, I said you're an Ass-Face!"